A Kyan Kaung, Nyan Kaung
3 guys from Myanmar and 3 guys from Singapore are travelling by train to a soccer match at the World Cup. At the station, the 3 guys from Singapore buy a ticket each and watch as the others from Myanmar buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men fromSingapore . "Watch and learn," answers one from Myanmar .
They all board the train. The men fromSingapore take their respective seats but all 3 from Myanmar cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. " The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men fromSingapore see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Myanmar style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the men from Myanmar don't buy ticket at all!!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man fromSingapore . "Watch and learn," answers another from Myanmar .
When they board the train the 3 men fromSingapore cram into one toilet and soon after those from Myanmar cram into another nearby toilet.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the men fromMyanmar leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the men from Singapore are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The man fromMyanmar takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet !!!
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men from
They all board the train. The men from
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. " The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men from
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man from
When they board the train the 3 men from
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the men from
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The man from
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ဘိုလိုေတာ႕မဖတ္ဖူးဘူး ျမန္မာလိုေတာ႕ ဖတ္ဖူးတယ္... ဒီလိုမ်ိဳးလူမ်ိဳးနာမည္ေတာ႕ မတပ္ဘူး ဒီတုိင္း လူသုံးေယာက္ႏွစ္အုပ္စုလို႕ပဲ ေရးထားတာ ဖတ္ဖူးတာ :)
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ကိုယ့္ခ်စ္သူက (သို႔) ကိုယ့္အမ်ိဳးသမီးက အျခားေယာက်္ားေလးႏွင့္စကားေျပာတာတုိ႔၊ အျခားေကာင္ေလးေတြက ၾကည့္မွာ စိုးရိမ္ေနတာေတြကို နားလည္မႈ မေပးႏုိင္တာဆုိရင္ေကာ အဲဒါ ဘယ္လုိအခ်စ္လုိ႔ ေခၚပါသလဲ။ အခ်ိဳ႕က သ၀န္တုိတာတဲ့၊ အဲဒီသ၀န္တုိတယ္ဆုိတာ ဘယ္လုိခံစားခ်က္မ်ိဳးလဲဗ်။
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အခုမွဖတ္ဖူးတာပါ။ ျမန္မာမွာတုန္းက ရထားကုိဘဲ အၿမဲအသုံးျပဳသြားလာေနက်ဆုိေတာ့ မ်က္စိထဲ ထင္ထင္ရွားရွားဘဲ ျမင္ေယာင္မိပါတယ္။ ဟာသေတာ့ဟာသေပါ့။ ဒါေပမဲ့လဲ စာေရးတဲ့သူ ဥာဏ္ေကာင္းတယ္။ စဥ္းစာပုံေလးအတုယူစရာပါ။ ဒါမွမဟုတ္ သူ႔ကုိယ္ေတြ႔ကုိမ်ား နာမည္ေျပာင္းၿပီး ေဖာက္သည္ခ်သလားမသိ။
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